I was miffed that no one commented on my last issue so this time I'm doing a personal attack. ON EVERYONE.
DANNI
For a prep?! What fashion trend was that setting, DROP DEAD FRED?!
Try a BRA!
Ashley!!!
Tramp! It's called clothes, you're not special hun, you're no Scarlett and until you are maybe you should get the Hell in those clothes and out of those gowns.
I call for a RESTRAINING ORDER! Did you know Ashley went out of her way to find a guy who had Theo's hair just so she could pretend it was him? F-ING MORON!
HAYVEN
EW?! Where did you get that from, your grandmothers wardrobe or your great grandmothers coffin?!
Keep trying babe, one day you might just NOT blow up the hair drier. F-ING IDIOT NUMBER 2.
LIBBI
Perhaps our bookworm isn't so bookwormish today. One word of advice, STAY IN YOUR BOOKS!
Man or woman? Do let us know wont you hun
MITCHELL
looking a bit worse for wear are we OLD MAN? Clearly not a charmer anymore
Another tradition in the making. Oh Joy!
THEO
A little secret to tell, DO WE? Naughty naughty.
Mr EGOTISTIC! I think not.
JACK
Hair? Ew? Prep? No! Scruff? Yes!
Looks like someone's a fan of bondage? Who'd you do it with? THEO?!
THE BLACKS - WHICHEVERS WHICH
Is that like supposed to be sexy? Because I just call it weight in a corsett. EW
Quit tryng to be sexy, we all know your fucking disguusting already.
SIENNA
Once more it's called clothes slut
You're no bikini model! Get on your nun outfit.
That's all for now. Want to be destroyed? Then comment this, I don't put in my hard work for nothing following you ugly freaks so make me happy. Or bitch at each other. I'd love to cause a war.
xo xo
