issue 6;;

[myers alerts]

I know, it's been far to long.

Jack Banner - shouldn't he really be hanging out with the nerds dressed like that?

or perhaps looking for his razor? Just think when he hits puberty - he maybe able to grow a proper beard!

Danielle Charming - three offences!!

Ashley Palmer - I knew that blonde had to be bottle!

Now we know where she keeps her victims! (The Black Sisters)

Elsa Brandon - yes - it's where you have a bath! No, it's not your own photo shoot - and if I'm seeing correctly I think she went to the same school of 'Not wearing a bra' as Miss Charming!

also found this picture for jack - thought you could possibly say about him auditioning for brokeback mountain2?

and keep all the messages coming my loves, i can't possibly find every piece of gossip for myself. one word; teamwork.

[Jack Banner]

There's nothing wrong with wearing a suit. At least I own one!!!!
At least I can grow hair!!!! Unlike you!!!
AND FUCK OFFFFFFF!!!

Wtf is it with me constantly being attacked in these things for? Seriously, get a new fucking suspect, you're not going to catch me out, I always look perfect! ffffuuuuckkkk youuuu!!! reveal your true identity, il torture you!

Jackkkkk

[Ashley Palmer]

ummm i'm naturally blonde!

thats just me playing around
with the hair dye! jeeez!

either way, i look hot! lol.